1. Practice whatever instrument it is I play in the group. Or maybe I just sing.
2. Cash paycheck for performing whatever service I perform for the group.
3. Talk George into changing group name from Wham to Michaels and … whatever my name is.
4. Climb on top of George for super-masculine album cover photo to dispel silly rumors of our being homosexuals.
5. Buy some acid.
6. Use acid to wash new jeans
7. Avoid shaving
8. Avoiding growing a beard
9. Go load up at K-Mart neon wristband buy one get one free sale.
10. Wake George up before I go.
