To Do List from March 13th, 1984 for the Guy from Wham that Isn’t George Michaels

1.  Practice whatever instrument it is I play in the group.  Or maybe I just sing.  

2. Cash paycheck for performing whatever service I perform for the group.

3. Talk George into changing group name from Wham to Michaels and … whatever my name is.

4. Climb on top of George for super-masculine album cover photo to dispel silly rumors of our being homosexuals.

5. Buy some acid.

6. Use acid to wash new jeans

7. Avoid shaving

8. Avoiding growing a beard

9. Go load up at K-Mart neon wristband buy one get one free sale.

10. Wake George up before I go.